You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sick Soup
This soup is sick (i.e. ill yo) and for the sick. I have come down with an illness and need some soup to ease my tormented soul. "Uh oh! What's that in the distance? Is it...could it be...I think it is...The WHAAAMBULANCE!!! wwWHHHHAAAAaawwWHHHHAAAAaa..." Shut up bitch! This is the first time I have been sick in over two years and I am going to eat some goddamn soup. Now since I don't feel like making anything, this soup will be totally easy...like your mom. "Why don't you just open a can of Campbell's?" Nothing gets through to you does it? Let's begin:
First saute 1 onion, 2-4 minced cloves of garlic, 2 bell peppers (red, green, whatever...) and after about five minutes toss in 1tbl of chili powder (the ancho kind but if no ancho use regular), 2 tsp cumin and maybe some Old Bay to be on the safe side. Give it another couple minutes.
This is the hard part: add 1 can corn, 1c salsa, 1 can black beans, 1 can black eyed peas (or more black beans), 1 can stock, 2c water (add more water for a less thick soup), and 1/2c rice. Now don't drain the beans; that juice is the shit! Just throw the whole thing in there but be sure to drain the corn. Oh yeah and make sure to drain the stock...
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