You read correctly my friends. Motherfucking bacon wrapped hot biznitches. This is more for personal consumption rather than a "woo the ladies" dish. These taste like Jesus incarnate and have all the same redemptive qualities. Mmmm...sweet redemption...pathway to heaven. Just be sure to take your Pepcid AC well in advance you fat fuck.
Take four strips of thick cut sweet, sweet bacon and cut them in half. Wrap them around your raw hot wings. Only use the wing parts; Drumsticks will not work stupid. Try to restrain yourself and do not consume raw. They must be cooked in order to minimize bathroom time.
Griddle them in a panini grill on medium for about 15-20 min. Make sure the chicken is done all the way. You might have to sacrifice a little burned bacon for salmonella free chicken but "se la vie." Be sure to keep the griddle closed when cooking you dumb sack of crap. Toss with favorite hot wings sauce (see previous and/or future hot wings posts) or eat directly off grill like I did.
Take four strips of thick cut sweet, sweet bacon and cut them in half. Wrap them around your raw hot wings. Only use the wing parts; Drumsticks will not work stupid. Try to restrain yourself and do not consume raw. They must be cooked in order to minimize bathroom time.
Griddle them in a panini grill on medium for about 15-20 min. Make sure the chicken is done all the way. You might have to sacrifice a little burned bacon for salmonella free chicken but "se la vie." Be sure to keep the griddle closed when cooking you dumb sack of crap. Toss with favorite hot wings sauce (see previous and/or future hot wings posts) or eat directly off grill like I did. 
2 comments:
You could go the less homosexual way and cook the mother fuckers on an actual GRILL. It causes a huge fire from the grease but it does a good job of searing the bacon for a few seconds. Then make a place off the fire to slow them for a while until the grease burns off and the chicken is done. The product is straight up BBQ. Baste them with a little sauce a few minutes before you take them off.
Very good idea Andy. Did you happen to notice that the original date of this post was in March? Do you know what the weather is like in Portland at that time of year?
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