You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Breakfast Waffle Sandwich
Place an over easy egg and bacon between two frozen waffles genius. Top with syrup. What? You thought I was going to make my own waffles? Yeah, right.
Oh for fuck's sake. Waffles are EASY. Nut up and buy a goddamn waffle iron. If you already have one and still buy frozen waffles, you deserve to be shot, peed on, and immolated. That is all.
Place an over easy egg and bacon between two frozen waffles genius. Top with syrup. What? You thought I was going to make my own waffles? Yeah, right. 
1 comments:
Oh for fuck's sake. Waffles are EASY. Nut up and buy a goddamn waffle iron. If you already have one and still buy frozen waffles, you deserve to be shot, peed on, and immolated. That is all.
(Love the blog, BTW.)
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