No fucking way. I was joking in the header! You seriously need me to tell you how to make rice? Holy shit. It tells you how on the damn package! I cannot fucking believe I am doing this. Let's begin you dumb asshole:
Get a freaking pot and decide how much rice you would like to consume. Think triple genius (i.e. 1cup dried will produce 3cups wet). This is the
dummed down version so I do not
want to hear from you purists. Pour into empty pot. No matter how much rice you are making toss in double the water and some butter if you like. Cover and boil.
When it boils drop the heat down to level two as seen here. If it starts to boil over lift up the pot for a second. DO NOT uncover, idiot.
When all the water has evaporated (about 40 minutes for brown rice but shorter for white rice) remove from heat and let stand for about five minutes. Let me guess you fucked it all up didn't you? I knew it.
Get a freaking pot and decide how much rice you would like to consume. Think triple genius (i.e. 1cup dried will produce 3cups wet). This is the dummed down version so I do not want to hear from you purists. Pour into empty pot. No matter how much rice you are making toss in double the water and some butter if you like. Cover and boil.
When it boils drop the heat down to level two as seen here. If it starts to boil over lift up the pot for a second. DO NOT uncover, idiot.
When all the water has evaporated (about 40 minutes for brown rice but shorter for white rice) remove from heat and let stand for about five minutes. Let me guess you fucked it all up didn't you? I knew it.
1 comment:
LOL, i LOVE BROWN RICE! WOOOOO!
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