dWell, I found white rum (from a Christmas white elephant), clementines (the ladies always have them around), and limes. Time to make a fucking drink. It is all about resourcefulness of which you have none. That is why you are reading this bullshit. Let's begin:
Start by slicing up your fruit. Quarter the clementines for easy muddling and cut the ends of the lime so we can cut this thing properly.
Now cut the lime lengthwise and then slice it down the white shit without cutting through the rind (the skin
dumbass). Cut strips
widthwise which makes for easy placement. Are you getting this or is this way above your head? That's what I thought.
Muddle three lime wedges and two clementine wedges with some sugar and a lot of white rum. If you do not have a
muddler, and you don't, use the end of a wooden spoon. Note the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef shot glass; That place is awesome on mescaline.
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime and clementine wedge to impress.
Start by slicing up your fruit. Quarter the clementines for easy muddling and cut the ends of the lime so we can cut this thing properly.
Now cut the lime lengthwise and then slice it down the white shit without cutting through the rind (the skin dumbass). Cut strips widthwise which makes for easy placement. Are you getting this or is this way above your head? That's what I thought.
Muddle three lime wedges and two clementine wedges with some sugar and a lot of white rum. If you do not have a muddler, and you don't, use the end of a wooden spoon. Note the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef shot glass; That place is awesome on mescaline.
Shake and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime and clementine wedge to impress.
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