You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Friday, March 13, 2009
How to Mince Garlic
Mincing garlic is way too fucking time consuming and the mincer is a total bitch to clean. Fuck it. Buy pre-minced garlic. It will end up being cheaper which will come in handy since you traded all your food stamps for booze, again.
Like I give a fuck about what french people think. Also your use of "chef's" is plural not a genitive possessive so an apostrophe is entirely incorrect. Good job.
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Wow, if French Chef's read this, they would start a war. But then soon after they started that war, they would surrender... Stupid French people.
Like I give a fuck about what french people think. Also your use of "chef's" is plural not a genitive possessive so an apostrophe is entirely incorrect. Good job.
Lmfao!! Thanx!!
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