You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Friday, March 13, 2009
How to Mince Garlic
Mincing garlic is way too fucking time consuming and the mincer is a total bitch to clean. Fuck it. Buy pre-minced garlic. It will end up being cheaper which will come in handy since you traded all your food stamps for booze, again.