To make the crust, dissolve 1 packet of active dry yeast and 1tsp sugar in 1c of hot water. This process takes about ten minutes or until it looks like the above picture. "This sounds complicated. Can't I get some Boboli premade crusts?" Does nothing get through to you? This is actually very easy and it is way cheaper so fucking try it. You will never go back.
450 deg and 15 min later you got yourself the Irish flag on an Italian pie. "Where is my corned beef and cabbage recipe?!?!?!?" You want the recipe? Here it is. Fill Big pot with water: add corned beef hunk, potatoes, carrots, and cabbage. Cook all damn day. Get so tanked you cannot even eat. You happy now?