Saute 1 small onion, 2 garlic, 1 jalapeno, 1 bell pepper for a minute or two and then toss in some ancho chili pepper, cumin, and old bay. Cook for another 5 min or so. Okay genius, mince the garlic and two cloves not two heads. Chunkify the bell pepper and dice the onion. I can just see your dumbass tossing in a whole onion, garlic head and bell pepper. You may omit the jalapeno if you are a big baby.
Add 1 drained can of black beans and let it mingle at the party for a minute. Then add 1 drained can of olives, 1 drained can of corn (not creamed stupid) and mix well. These cans are readily available at your local food bank. Set this mixture aside and grate a buttload of cheddar cheese or, once again, break out the slices.
Place some cheese on a taco tortilla, add some filling, and top with more cheese. Cook over medium heat until it looks like this; fold it in half. If the power company turned the power off in your trailer for non-payment you can still make these with that little propane stove you have in your "Bomb Shelter" (the tin shed out back which is also on wheels).
Add another and use the melting cheese as an indicator for when to flip. You can also add any leftover meat, steak for example, at this stage. Just toss in any pre-cooked meaty shit (e.g. sausage, steak, bacon, spam, etc.) and the melting cheese will warm it up.
Success! These cute little quesadillas are guaranteed* to get an Awww! from your lady.*Not actual guarantee. Subject to restrictions and limitations beyond your knowledge. Not redeemable for cash value. Fuck you.
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