You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, March 2, 2009
So like a person who can follow directions I waited for eight hours to cut into my pie. If you can make pies that look like this you have reached the level of God and God gets all the chicks he wants.