Old Bay Haiku

hey old bay you are

so fine you blow my mind hey

old bay hey old bay

fantastic on crab

born in the state of the blue

also great on fish

jazz up deviled eggs

paprika has met its match

eat shit and die bitch

lemon and garlic

two of the varieties but

blackened is the bomb

other spices can

kiss its ass because it has

the ultimate taste

Haiku sucks big butts

this form of poetry lame

America rules