Today we are going to make some delicious peanut butter cookies. This delicacy is forbidden in many...OH SHIT I DROPPED THE CAMERA!!!! Holy crap the lens bent in on itself. Oh I am so fucked; My woman (i.e. your mom) is going to kill me. What am I going to? What am I going to do? Okay let's bang it on something. No wait lets check to see if we bought that scam of a warranty from Best Buy. Oh shit we didn't. Okay let's bang it on something. Bam! Bam! No luck! Okay let's take it apart. Dammit it requires a mini screwdriver. Oh man am I in trouble. I can hear her now; "You broke the damn camera on your stupid fucking cooking blog?!?!?" Time to go to the store and get a mini screwdriver but first here is the pictureless recipe. Let's begin:
In a big bowl mix 1 room temperature stick of butter, 1/2c peanut butter (not the hippy shit), and 1c brown sugar with a wooden spoon until creamed. Mix in one egg. Oh man I am not into this...I am going to get the tongue lashing of the century and this century just started! Okay, okay back to the recipe. Add 1c flour, 3/4c oatmeal, 1tsp baking powder, 2tsp vanilla, and 1/2tsp salt until completely combined. Roll into balls and make a criss-cross pattern by pushing them down with a fork. Stupid no camera; This sucks. Fuck you I'm out. 350 deg for 12-15 min.
Editors Note: Make a brownie sandwich with these cookies and cover with ice cream. See "Brownie Sundae" post for further instruction.
2 comments:
You're funny. God bless.
Ran out of butter. Made with duck fat instead. Peanut butter cookies made with duck fat are unbelievable. Thanks for the recipe.
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