So this morning I need something to eat as I am flying solo and oatmeal or cereal sounds way to vanilla for my refined palate. I could go the full nine and make a real filling for breakfast tacos but I would have a shitload of leftovers so fuck it. I do, however, have leftover homemade
enchilada sauce that I think could come in handy. Didn't make the
enchilada recipe? Fuck you; Now you can't make this breakfast. Eat it. Oh wait, you can't. Loser. Let's begin:
Start by making
bacon. You could get another pan ready, waste some vegetable oil, wait for it to heat up, and then fry your tortillas OR you could just toss them in the already sizzling bacon grease for 30 sec per side. Your choice. Don't be a dummy. Stack on paper towels to drain.
Whisk together three eggs and a little bit of cold water. Don't forget to use salt and pepper genius. Pour eggs into the same pan with all the bacon grease in it. Wait for the bottom to cook a little and then, with a wooden spoon, push it towards the center of the pan. Let the uncooked shit touch the bottom of the pan in a ring around the cooked shit. Damn this is hard to explain but you would not get it even if I could effectively communicate to other humans so fuck you. Cook some damn eggs asshole.
Once the eggs are looking pretty good and are no longer in liquid form, dollop on some enchilada sauce and then top with a
buttload of cheese. Cover and remove from heat.
Line your bacon grease tortillas with bacon and top with your bacon grease
cheezy eggs. Breakfast is served. "Hey this is just you making shit that is in your fridge. This is not a real recipe." Goddammit this was a lesson on the notion of concept cooking which means you make do with what you got (i.e. ingenuity and resourcefulness). I have bacon, tortillas, eggs, and enchilada sauce. I also have a shitload of veggies but fuck that. Even when I am trying to help you, you somehow manage to fuck everything up. Good job dick. I hope you feel good about yourself.
Start by making bacon. You could get another pan ready, waste some vegetable oil, wait for it to heat up, and then fry your tortillas OR you could just toss them in the already sizzling bacon grease for 30 sec per side. Your choice. Don't be a dummy. Stack on paper towels to drain.
Whisk together three eggs and a little bit of cold water. Don't forget to use salt and pepper genius. Pour eggs into the same pan with all the bacon grease in it. Wait for the bottom to cook a little and then, with a wooden spoon, push it towards the center of the pan. Let the uncooked shit touch the bottom of the pan in a ring around the cooked shit. Damn this is hard to explain but you would not get it even if I could effectively communicate to other humans so fuck you. Cook some damn eggs asshole.
Once the eggs are looking pretty good and are no longer in liquid form, dollop on some enchilada sauce and then top with a buttload of cheese. Cover and remove from heat.
Line your bacon grease tortillas with bacon and top with your bacon grease cheezy eggs. Breakfast is served. "Hey this is just you making shit that is in your fridge. This is not a real recipe." Goddammit this was a lesson on the notion of concept cooking which means you make do with what you got (i.e. ingenuity and resourcefulness). I have bacon, tortillas, eggs, and enchilada sauce. I also have a shitload of veggies but fuck that. Even when I am trying to help you, you somehow manage to fuck everything up. Good job dick. I hope you feel good about yourself. 
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