I discovered this recipe while in the waiting room of my psychiatrist. He has some good magazines to read while the other crazy is finishing up their session. This pasta salad is fantastic on its own or you can top it with
shrimp,
steak, or anything else meaty. Do not attempt to top with pizza or another pasta dumbass. Let's begin:
Make a 16oz box of farfalle (bowtie pasta genius) or just under a box depending on how you like it. Cook according to manufacturer's instructions. While the pasta is still warm toss with 1/3c oil, 1/4c lime juice, 1tbl ancho chili powder, 1tbl
Old Bay, 2tsp cumin, 1/2tsp salt, and 2 cloves of
garlic. Cool the mixture. "Should I put it in the fridge?" Are you fucking retarded? Just cool it to room temperature. Damn.
Once it has cooled add 1 can of corn, 1 can of black beans, 1 diced red pepper and 1/4c chopped cilantro. Garnish with fresh diced tomatoes. "Why does all your shit always have corn and black beans? Can't you make anything else or at least something that is not from a can?" Fuck you, you dumb piece of shit. Corn and black beans are a fantastic staple for a vegetarian diet (women tend to be vegetarians) and I buy the cans in bulk from Costco. Do you want to soak beans and cut up fresh corn all the fucking time? I didn't think so. Suck it.
Make a 16oz box of farfalle (bowtie pasta genius) or just under a box depending on how you like it. Cook according to manufacturer's instructions. While the pasta is still warm toss with 1/3c oil, 1/4c lime juice, 1tbl ancho chili powder, 1tbl Old Bay, 2tsp cumin, 1/2tsp salt, and 2 cloves of garlic. Cool the mixture. "Should I put it in the fridge?" Are you fucking retarded? Just cool it to room temperature. Damn.
Once it has cooled add 1 can of corn, 1 can of black beans, 1 diced red pepper and 1/4c chopped cilantro. Garnish with fresh diced tomatoes. "Why does all your shit always have corn and black beans? Can't you make anything else or at least something that is not from a can?" Fuck you, you dumb piece of shit. Corn and black beans are a fantastic staple for a vegetarian diet (women tend to be vegetarians) and I buy the cans in bulk from Costco. Do you want to soak beans and cut up fresh corn all the fucking time? I didn't think so. Suck it.
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