You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Spinach Pesto Hot Wings
"This sounds gross." Fuck you. This dish is awesome. Would you east pesto chicken pasta? So you can eat some fucking pesto hot wings because there is zero difference: except for pasta. Really I just had leftover spinach pesto and thought it would be good to use on some hot wings; I was right. Cooking is not about finding a recipe, going to the store, buying those exact ingredients, and finally making the dish. Cooking is about buying random shit, finding shit in your fridge that goes well together, and making some seriously good, unique, and creative food. Wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Follow recipes exactly special olympian (hey, if the president can make fun of the special olympics why can't I?). Let's begin:
I have a huge bag of frozen chicken wings and I cook them in the oven (without thawing them) for about an hour. I cooked them at 375 deg for 30 min and then I removed them from the oven and brushed them with the leftover spinach pesto. Then I flipped them and brushed the other side and returned to oven. 15 min later I removed from oven, flipped and brushed with the pesto again (only on top side) and returned to the oven. 15 min later you got yourself some pesto hot wings. Your lady might actually enjoy these. Call them low-carb, all-natural or something else stupid like that to increase interest.
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