Behold the taco pizza in all its glory! What better way to eat a taco than in pizza form. You can get taco bell and dump it out on some pizza hut OR you can make your own
badass taco pizza in the same amount of time. Which do you think is going to impress your lady more? That's what I thought. Let's begin:
Make a
pizza crust. Do not use the store bought shit you lazy piece of crap. They are usually
pre-seasoned for
italian pies so if you make a taco pizza out of them it will suck big time. Mix one can
refried beans with one tiny can of diced jalapenos. Spread the
beany mixture over the crust like you would with tomato sauce. Grate a
crapload of mozzarella cheese over the pie.
Use
mexican related toppings: green pepper, olives, etc. Do NOT put
avocado on before you put it in the oven dumbass. That would result in a
disgusting disaster and probably some type of food
poisoning. Top with cheddar cheese.
450 deg and 15 min later you got yourself a
mexican-
italian delicacy: Taco Pizza. Cool, cut, and consume.
Make a pizza crust. Do not use the store bought shit you lazy piece of crap. They are usually pre-seasoned for italian pies so if you make a taco pizza out of them it will suck big time. Mix one can refried beans with one tiny can of diced jalapenos. Spread the beany mixture over the crust like you would with tomato sauce. Grate a crapload of mozzarella cheese over the pie.
Use mexican related toppings: green pepper, olives, etc. Do NOT put avocado on before you put it in the oven dumbass. That would result in a disgusting disaster and probably some type of food poisoning. Top with cheddar cheese.
450 deg and 15 min later you got yourself a mexican-italian delicacy: Taco Pizza. Cool, cut, and consume. 
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