This shit is basically an upside down separated apple pancake but a
crapload sweeter. It is a two serving recipe so you can share if your flavor of the day is still hanging around the next morning; It can also be an ambitious solo serving if you managed to get that young lady on her way. After you flip this
bizdiggy the sweet baked apples sit atop a thick pancake layer like an angel on a cloud. Let's begin:
Thinly slice 2 smallish apples which should be equivalent to two cups. Toss with 1/3c melted butter, 1/4c sugar, 1/2tsp cinnamon and turn into a pie pan. Bake in the oven at 350 deg for 10 min. Not rocket surgery here folks.
While the apples are in the oven whisk together 1c
bisquick, 3/4c water, 1 tsp vanilla, 1/2tsp cinnamon. "Bisquick?!? Are YOU fucking serious? Doesn't that go against everything you believe?" Oh ye of little faith. I just made
my own pancake batter and added the vanilla and cinnamon. I figured you were too damn lazy to make your own so I took pity on your weary soul and gave you the option of using the trash you have in your trailer.
Pour the
bisquick mix, or real shit if you have any balls, slowly and evenly over the baked apples. Return to oven for 15 min to finish her off.
Don't get the sniffles you big baby, the cracks are okay. Didn't you realize that we are going to flip this motherfucker, hence the upside down part? You didn't? Oh. Wow. Damn.
Let the shit cool for like 10 min or so. Put a large plate over the pie pan and flip it super fast. Don't let it slip you fuck up. You don't want to ruin it after it is finished cooking. That would be tragic, and the story of your life.
Thinly slice 2 smallish apples which should be equivalent to two cups. Toss with 1/3c melted butter, 1/4c sugar, 1/2tsp cinnamon and turn into a pie pan. Bake in the oven at 350 deg for 10 min. Not rocket surgery here folks.
While the apples are in the oven whisk together 1c bisquick, 3/4c water, 1 tsp vanilla, 1/2tsp cinnamon. "Bisquick?!? Are YOU fucking serious? Doesn't that go against everything you believe?" Oh ye of little faith. I just made my own pancake batter and added the vanilla and cinnamon. I figured you were too damn lazy to make your own so I took pity on your weary soul and gave you the option of using the trash you have in your trailer.
Pour the bisquick mix, or real shit if you have any balls, slowly and evenly over the baked apples. Return to oven for 15 min to finish her off.
Don't get the sniffles you big baby, the cracks are okay. Didn't you realize that we are going to flip this motherfucker, hence the upside down part? You didn't? Oh. Wow. Damn.
Let the shit cool for like 10 min or so. Put a large plate over the pie pan and flip it super fast. Don't let it slip you fuck up. You don't want to ruin it after it is finished cooking. That would be tragic, and the story of your life.
2 comments:
What kind of apples do you recommend for this?
I usually don't give a shit but this post offers a little more information:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/apple-pie.html
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