It is Sunday morning and that chick is still at your place; She didn't catch the hint. At this point you might as well be nice and make a homemade breakfast for her. If you have Bisquick throw it away; That shit is disgusting. "Hey I thought you said you don't have buttermilk around. What gives?" First of all "what gives" is the dumbest idiomatic expression anyone could ever utter. Second of all if you add up all the buttermilk in my recent recipes it equals a quart. Figure it out yet? I purchased the buttermilk for the
Jalapeno Cornbread Muffins and as a conceptual creature I made shit that required buttermilk until it was all gone. Don't be wasteful; Make shit before it goes bad jackass. Let's begin:
For a well rounded breakfast start by making
bacon. In a large bowl, with a pour spout
brainiac, whisk 1/2c whole wheat flour, 1/4c oats, 1/4c oatmeal, 1tsp baking powder, 1/8tsp baking soda, and 1/8tsp salt. "Where do I get whole wheat flour?" Uh, it's called the store
dumbass. You should buy it now because chicks dig it; They think it is healthy or something. In a smaller bowl whisk 1c buttermilk, 1 egg, and 2
tbl melted butter.
Whisk wet into dry. At this point add pecans or walnuts or blueberries or whatever. If adding banana slices apply after you cook the pancakes. DO NOT use avocado.
Most people judge when to flip pancakes by the number of bubbles on top of the uncooked batter. This does not work with these. If you try to do that you will burn the shit out of them. Just eyeball it so they look like these. Turn your burner to 5 (i.e. medium heat). Stack pancakes, apply with liberal (liberals suck!) amounts of butter and syrup. Place bacon on side or
in between pancakes. You might want to make some eggs too.
For a well rounded breakfast start by making bacon. In a large bowl, with a pour spout brainiac, whisk 1/2c whole wheat flour, 1/4c oats, 1/4c oatmeal, 1tsp baking powder, 1/8tsp baking soda, and 1/8tsp salt. "Where do I get whole wheat flour?" Uh, it's called the store dumbass. You should buy it now because chicks dig it; They think it is healthy or something. In a smaller bowl whisk 1c buttermilk, 1 egg, and 2tbl melted butter.
Whisk wet into dry. At this point add pecans or walnuts or blueberries or whatever. If adding banana slices apply after you cook the pancakes. DO NOT use avocado.
Most people judge when to flip pancakes by the number of bubbles on top of the uncooked batter. This does not work with these. If you try to do that you will burn the shit out of them. Just eyeball it so they look like these. Turn your burner to 5 (i.e. medium heat). Stack pancakes, apply with liberal (liberals suck!) amounts of butter and syrup. Place bacon on side or in between pancakes. You might want to make some eggs too. 
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