Bonjour mademoiselle! Today we cold drip some absinthe while overlooking the very same water lilies Monet (barely) looked upon years ago. Not really, but you can look his paintings up on google images if you are in dire need if some culture, which you are. While you are being 'civilized,' you should pour yourself an absinthe drip: French style. Let's begin:
Place a slotted spoon over a glass of absinthe. Delicately place a sugar cube upon said slotted spoon. I just know you will find some bizarre way to fuck this up. It cannot get any easier than this and yet I still have no faith in your abilities; You are one pathetic motherfucker.
Cold drip water over the sugar cube until it becomes one with the absinthe. Drink and enjoy. Unfortunately, I am sure you will somehow fuck up drinking it if you didn't already fuck up making it.
Place a slotted spoon over a glass of absinthe. Delicately place a sugar cube upon said slotted spoon. I just know you will find some bizarre way to fuck this up. It cannot get any easier than this and yet I still have no faith in your abilities; You are one pathetic motherfucker.
Cold drip water over the sugar cube until it becomes one with the absinthe. Drink and enjoy. Unfortunately, I am sure you will somehow fuck up drinking it if you didn't already fuck up making it.
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