Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Anderson Valley Brewing - Boont ESB

Boont ESB is one of the finest examples of the Craft Brewer's art. The generous amounts of malted barley are offset by four separate additions of Pacific Northwest hops. This combination creates a masterpiece..." HEY! You are just reading off the label you deceptive sack of shit! Come up with something original will ya?" Okay you caught me. The fact still stands that Anderson Valley makes a delightful ESB that charms the senses, spends the night, and then never calls again. It is just hardcore like that. At $8-$9 a six pack this beer will be your next go-to-guy. You never know, that lady might not mind you never called since you left your beer at her place. That's one less restraining order for you to deal with. 4.5 out of 5. Drink it.

3 comments:

Mike said...

I know that ESB stands for "Earl Sucks Balls."

ALN said...

Who the hell is Earl?

Mike said...

Oh, he's just some guy... who sucks balls.