***Editor's note: You need to store these in the fridge or else you will end up pissing out your ass.***
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies
Welcome to heaven my friends. This recipe is a combination of two wonderful foods: bacon and chocolate. It is better than you think. Even your caveman palate will revel in this delectable dessert. Let's begin:
Make Bacon. Crumble into cookie dough. Do not drool into mixing bowl.
***Editor's note: You need to store these in the fridge or else you will end up pissing out your ass.***
***Editor's note: You need to store these in the fridge or else you will end up pissing out your ass.***
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YUM!!! You should also try peanut butter cookies with bacon!
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