Today's dinner is a vegetarian take on a traditional burger. It has all the taste and
sustenance without the clogged colon. "Hey! Where's the beef?" I thought we had already gone over this. Vegetarian is the name of the game unless I am cooking for myself so fucking suck it asshole. Want beef? Go read Rachel Ray. Let's begin:
This mixture is tripartite. Let's start from the top and move clockwise. Puree 1 red pepper, 1/2 red onion, and 3 garlic. In the next bowl mush up 1 can of black beans. Don't forget to drain and rinse them retard. In the final bowl whip up one egg with 1
tbl Old Bay, 1
tbl chili powder, and some cumin. Mix all the bowls together. How fucking hard was that? Not very.
Now add breadcrumbs to your mixture until you can mold the shit into patties as seen above. Bake at 375 deg for 10 min per side. On a cookie sheet you fucking idiot not a goddamn pie pan.
Top with cheese, salsa, and some lettuce. Don't forget to mayo the bun; Always mayo the bun. See, doesn't that look appetizing even though it is vegetarian? "Fuck no." Okay that's it you piece of shit. Why the fuck do you keep reading this and bothering me if you don't like anything I make? "I like to piss you off." I know you do you fucking prick. Get the fuck out of here and don't come back! You hear me!?
This mixture is tripartite. Let's start from the top and move clockwise. Puree 1 red pepper, 1/2 red onion, and 3 garlic. In the next bowl mush up 1 can of black beans. Don't forget to drain and rinse them retard. In the final bowl whip up one egg with 1tbl Old Bay, 1tbl chili powder, and some cumin. Mix all the bowls together. How fucking hard was that? Not very.
Now add breadcrumbs to your mixture until you can mold the shit into patties as seen above. Bake at 375 deg for 10 min per side. On a cookie sheet you fucking idiot not a goddamn pie pan.
Top with cheese, salsa, and some lettuce. Don't forget to mayo the bun; Always mayo the bun. See, doesn't that look appetizing even though it is vegetarian? "Fuck no." Okay that's it you piece of shit. Why the fuck do you keep reading this and bothering me if you don't like anything I make? "I like to piss you off." I know you do you fucking prick. Get the fuck out of here and don't come back! You hear me!?
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