I have a bit of a tickle in my throat today so I want to make myself some soup but I really don't want to put that much effort into it. I have a really good recipe that takes a while to make but I am just going to wing it instead. "Sure. Right. We all know you don't have shit and you are just trying to cover your ass." Fuck you prick. I do have a really good one and now I will not make it in the future just because you opened your fool mouth. Let's begin:
Boil this many potatoes for 30 min or so. Be sure to wash and dice them genius. I like to leave the skins on because they are
nutritious and delicious. "The skins are gross." Look, I don't give a flying fuck what you do I am just trying to tell you what is easiest,
jerkoff.
Combine your potatoes with 1 can of broth, 1 can of cream of mushroom, 1 can of corn, and
Old Bay. "Wow, so how do you like the trailer park you just moved into?" Goddammit I told you this was a simple version of a complex soup so fucking shut the hell up. Puree the soup and put it in a pot.
Heat the soup through on low heat. Salt and pepper it up. Possible additions are as follows: cheddar, bacon, red pepper, broccoli, etc. "What about chicken, ham, or something else?" Did you not see the "etc." at the end of my sentence? That means you can put whatever the fuck you want in it so don't be such a fucking dumb pain in the ass. Just make sure your additions are precooked stupid. Eat it.
Boil this many potatoes for 30 min or so. Be sure to wash and dice them genius. I like to leave the skins on because they are nutritious and delicious. "The skins are gross." Look, I don't give a flying fuck what you do I am just trying to tell you what is easiest, jerkoff.
Combine your potatoes with 1 can of broth, 1 can of cream of mushroom, 1 can of corn, and Old Bay. "Wow, so how do you like the trailer park you just moved into?" Goddammit I told you this was a simple version of a complex soup so fucking shut the hell up. Puree the soup and put it in a pot.
Heat the soup through on low heat. Salt and pepper it up. Possible additions are as follows: cheddar, bacon, red pepper, broccoli, etc. "What about chicken, ham, or something else?" Did you not see the "etc." at the end of my sentence? That means you can put whatever the fuck you want in it so don't be such a fucking dumb pain in the ass. Just make sure your additions are precooked stupid. Eat it. 
1 comment:
Love your blog and sense of humor. You are right - Potato skins are NOT gross. I eat them all the time!
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