Potty humor aside, this bitter dick is the epitome of what a beer should be. The malts and hops are in perfect harmony as this dick penetrates the mouth and slides down the throat. The bitterness hits hard but retreats in sweetness. It truly is one of a kind. Once while I was bartending we had this beer and Brutal Bitter on tap and when you combined the two you got an amazing beer named, you got it, the 'brutal dick.' Okay okay, jokes aside this is one fine dick so be sure to have your lady pick it up next time you send her to the store. Although, she might look at you funny when you ask her to grab some dick at the market. 5 out of 5. Drink that dick down.
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