Dill Sauce

This sauce is the perfect lady pleaser when it comes to white fish. It requires fresh dill so don't try to substitute the dry shit asshole. One big piece of dill is all you need and it only costs like $0.15. I think you can handle that. Plus they will probably take food stamps for it. Let's begin:


Mix 1/2c sour cream, 1/4c mayonnaise, 1 clove of garlic, 2 tsp lemon juice, and ~2tbl fresh dill (chopped and de-stemmed dumbass). Am I going to fast for you? You think you can handle this?

Pour over your white fish. Here I used tilapia; I covered it in Cajun spice, baked it with some lemon, and and complimented it with some roasted asparagus. "What is that fuzzy spot in the picture?" That smudge, you perceptive jackass, is the grease off my fingers so suck it up and fucking take it like a man. Eat it.