These fire death shrimp are fucking hot as the depths of hell so get ready to go running for the hills crying for mommy. You should only attempt to consume them if you have recently been checked out by a
gastroenterologist (stomach doctor, stupid). These shrimp are so fire hot they make everything else you have ever had look like child's play. They are perfect for the boastful individual who thinks they are immune to spicy foods. Make these to fuck them. Let's begin:
Take your shelled and
de-veined shrimps and liberally (I hate liberals!) coat them in
harissa. "Hey, I am a liberal and I believe America should have big government that eventually turns us into a functional socialist nation." You are everything that is wrong with this country you dumb fucker. First off there would be nothing 'functional' about it and second big government fucking sucks ass. I say back off you fucks and get the hell out of my life. This is America dammit and I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to.
Get a cast iron skillet real hot like at about a 6 or a 7 and toss those puppies down for about a minute and a half per side. That means flip them
dumbass.
And there you have it: fire death shrimp. Serve over rice or some other shit like that. Do whatever you want I don't really give a fuck. Eat it.
Take your shelled and de-veined shrimps and liberally (I hate liberals!) coat them in harissa. "Hey, I am a liberal and I believe America should have big government that eventually turns us into a functional socialist nation." You are everything that is wrong with this country you dumb fucker. First off there would be nothing 'functional' about it and second big government fucking sucks ass. I say back off you fucks and get the hell out of my life. This is America dammit and I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to.
Get a cast iron skillet real hot like at about a 6 or a 7 and toss those puppies down for about a minute and a half per side. That means flip them dumbass.
And there you have it: fire death shrimp. Serve over rice or some other shit like that. Do whatever you want I don't really give a fuck. Eat it.
12 comments:
Yay, I hate Liberals too!
Yeah! They smell funny and say stupid shit.
and they breathe all the really good air...
interesting recipe.
shrimp or hippy liberals?
reason.org, a website for our libertarian asses, click it, 5 out of 5
Libertarians kick ass
I never really got into politics w/ you before...LOL.....did you really vote for McCain?
Who I voted for is none of your damn business
Kick ass recipe and great pictures.
Your anti-liberal politics: just goes to show you can take the boy out of the south (Carolina) but you can't take the south (Carolina) out of the boy. YeeeeeeHAW! kudos (I hate that word)
Too bad I will always wave the flag of the Union.
Why you yella-bellied, lilly-livered, frickin frackin, pie-bald, black-hearted traitor! Just kidding. I don't care which flag you fly. Just keep cooking and insulting people, that's all I care about.
I think I can manage that, loser.
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