You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Golden Circles of Love
I found this recipe on a food discussion forum and there was no way I could resist such a sensual, delectable name. Too bad the love was poison. the result was horrendous and actually looked like something you would make if left to your own devises. I am not even going to give you the recipe they tasted so fucking bad. They looked terrible too. Check it out:
Fuck that. Who would want to eat something that looks like that? Not me. I just wasted a lot of butter and cheese on this and all I got was a pan that will be a bitch to clean. "How do you know you didn't just fuck it all up?" Oh, trust me, I know. It is the recipe that is bunk, not me. My culinary skills are beyond reproach. Actually I should have given you the recipe so you would think it was just you. In your case, however, it would be you.
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Those do look gnarly as hell. Thank you for not posting the recipe cause most likely my retarded ass would've tried it just to see what the hell would happen. I'm demented like that.
Wow. I'm actually the one who posted that recipe, and mine looked nothing like that. They looked more like golden round cheese crackers. And while yours do look like crap, I'd probably still eat them because, hey, it's baked cheese and butter.
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