The
portobella mushroom is
gianormous and has a really meaty flavor and texture so it is perfect as a burger alternative for your stupid liberal
hippy friends. Hippies love mushrooms. The prep for this dish is super easy so you will have no problem whipping it up in a jiffy which is good because hippies usually ambush you at your home when you are not expecting them. Do not let hippies stick around too long or they could end up being permanent residents, like fungus. Let's begin:
The basic way to make these
hippy burgers is to cut off the stems and brush them down completely (both sides) with olive oil. There you have it; That is the motherfucking recipe. I, however, remembered that I had some leftover rosemary from my
lamb and used that with some garlic. So you too can scrounge your empty fridge for items to flavor your
hippy burgers.
Toss on the grill for 10 minutes per side but it really varies
depending on how hot you got that bad boy going. I had a pretty raging fire and I did them for 8 min per side and they were fucking perfect, as usual. Place on a bed of arugula and spread a garlic
aioli on your bun or in your case iceberg lettuce and mayo. Eat it.
The basic way to make these hippy burgers is to cut off the stems and brush them down completely (both sides) with olive oil. There you have it; That is the motherfucking recipe. I, however, remembered that I had some leftover rosemary from my lamb and used that with some garlic. So you too can scrounge your empty fridge for items to flavor your hippy burgers.
Toss on the grill for 10 minutes per side but it really varies depending on how hot you got that bad boy going. I had a pretty raging fire and I did them for 8 min per side and they were fucking perfect, as usual. Place on a bed of arugula and spread a garlic aioli on your bun or in your case iceberg lettuce and mayo. Eat it.
6 comments:
Hahaha, Stupid hippy liberal friends. Hilarious. I am a hippie vegan, but a Republican Political Consultant. We're not ALL hippies :-)
Nice! I love republican hippies! But not those regular smelly hippies that want to turn America into a socialist nightmare. They suck.
Good. Well if you're interested, I'll pass along some fun vegan recipes for you to try and make better :-) Your lady will fall in love with you all over again...
I would love that. You can find my email in my profile.
Fabulous.
Oh and what the fuck with them closing down Veganopolis downtown? It was over-priced and I wasn't totally obsessed with their food, but at least it was in walking distance if you're downtown. Fuck that shit.
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