This morning I had a bizarre craving for a grilled cheese, but not just any grilled cheese; I wanted the sick and unholy "Heart Stopper." What is the Heart Stopper you ask? It is a grilled cheese filled to the brim with various pork products. Today I have bacon and salami so this is going to be some good eating. I only wish I had pepperoni too. "You are one sick piece of shit." Fuck you, you hypocritical dipshit. You know you want it. Let's begin:
Butter one side of a piece of good quality bread (no Wonder bread jackass) and put it face down in a pan (i.e. butter side down genius). Put down one layer of cheddar cheese and then one layer of salami (use up to eight slices). Oh man this is looking good.
Make
bacon. Add another layer of cheese, four strips of bacon, and finally another layer of cheese. Top with another piece of bread. "Still butter side down?" Are you fucking kidding me? Use some damn common sense, assclown.
Grill over medium heat until each side looks like this. Perfect once again. This was one of the best breakfasts I have had in a long time. The spiciness of the salami really complimented my coffee but it was subdued enought that I could still taste the bacon. Eat it.
Butter one side of a piece of good quality bread (no Wonder bread jackass) and put it face down in a pan (i.e. butter side down genius). Put down one layer of cheddar cheese and then one layer of salami (use up to eight slices). Oh man this is looking good.
Make bacon. Add another layer of cheese, four strips of bacon, and finally another layer of cheese. Top with another piece of bread. "Still butter side down?" Are you fucking kidding me? Use some damn common sense, assclown.
Grill over medium heat until each side looks like this. Perfect once again. This was one of the best breakfasts I have had in a long time. The spiciness of the salami really complimented my coffee but it was subdued enought that I could still taste the bacon. Eat it.
7 comments:
this looks really really delicious
Wow! Now if this recipe was being made in a trailer home, maybe you should suggest substituting sliced cheese for velveeta!
Oddly enough I made it in your mom's trailer after a rough and tumble night. But I wouldn't let her use the velveeta. That shit is nasty.
if you really wanna make that some sick shit, cook the bacon first and reserve the bacon fat. use that in place of butter to cook the bread. it makes the bread taste like bacon goodness... mmm bacon.
Just one question - how's your cholesterol, Dickhead?
Better than yours asshole
Ohhh my.
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