You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
(kinda) Asian Salmon
I don't really know what makes something 'Asian' other than soy sauce so don't get your panties in a bunch if you don't think this is authentic. "But making faux authentic shit makes me feel like a bigger person even though I have no idea why." You are so fucking pathetic. You want authentic? Move there. We don't want your liberal ass here anyway. So here is a recipe for soy sauce salmon. Let's begin:
Take two fillets and place in a 9x9 pyrex. "What if I only have an 8x8?" Oh holy shit you are so fucking stupid. What do you fucking think huh? Create a mixture of 1tbl olive oil, 1tbl rice vinegar, 2tbl soy sauce, 1/2tbl brown sugar, 1 clove garlic, 1tbl minced onion, 1tbl sesame oil and some pepper. Pour over the salmon and fridge it for a few hours.
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2 comments:
We eat salmon once a week. This sounds really good. Will you curse me out if I get lazy and use bottled teriyaki sauce (plus oil and onion)?
Was this recipe really that damn hard that you have to use bottled sauce? I think not. So to answer your question, yes I would judge you very harshly.
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