Moon Pizza is an Italian delicacy that only the elite of society are permitted to consume. The peasants must eat their pizza flat, not folded over. If a person violates this law they may be sentenced to death by hanging.
Luckily in America we can do whatever the hell we like and right now I am liking me some moon pizza. I decided to empty the fridge into this bad boy so please feel free to do the same. Just about anything will work in a moon pizza. Let's begin:
Saute some garlic (2-3) and for about a minute and then toss in some spinach (10oz) until wilted, about another minute. Add some sliced red onion and black olives. Set aside. For the filling you can really make fucking anything but be sure to
pre-cook the fillings if required (i.e. don't use raw vegetables unless you want them to come out raw
dumbass).
Make a
pizza crust but don't use whole wheat flour. Divide the dough in half and roll out. Line the bottom with salami (not bologna) and top with your filling, chunks of mozzarella (American cheese slices will not work, loser), and another layer of salami. Maybe add one more layer of salami.
Fold the dough over the filling and seal the deal. Cut three vent holes in the top and brush with vegetable oil. "Is that top one supposed to be a burrito or some shit?" No, smart ass. I just fucked it up a little. Only God is perfect all the time. But I bet I can make a better moon pizza than Him.
In a fucking hot ass 500 deg oven cook your moon pizzas on the bottom rack for 13 minutes. Now you and your lady can eat like Italian royalty. Eat it.
Saute some garlic (2-3) and for about a minute and then toss in some spinach (10oz) until wilted, about another minute. Add some sliced red onion and black olives. Set aside. For the filling you can really make fucking anything but be sure to pre-cook the fillings if required (i.e. don't use raw vegetables unless you want them to come out raw dumbass).
Make a pizza crust but don't use whole wheat flour. Divide the dough in half and roll out. Line the bottom with salami (not bologna) and top with your filling, chunks of mozzarella (American cheese slices will not work, loser), and another layer of salami. Maybe add one more layer of salami.
Fold the dough over the filling and seal the deal. Cut three vent holes in the top and brush with vegetable oil. "Is that top one supposed to be a burrito or some shit?" No, smart ass. I just fucked it up a little. Only God is perfect all the time. But I bet I can make a better moon pizza than Him.
In a fucking hot ass 500 deg oven cook your moon pizzas on the bottom rack for 13 minutes. Now you and your lady can eat like Italian royalty. Eat it. 
1 comment:
Yeah, a calzone!
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