Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Old Bay Blows Goats Haiku


smells like an old shoe
reminiscent of methane
how can you eat it


has a stupid name
dude, what kind of shit is that
fuck McCormicks hard


tastes gross to the max
crabs are really nasty too
fuck crustaceans


your mom consumes it
she puts Old Bay on desserts
what a crazy bitch


April Fools bitches
Old Bay rocks the house big time
your mom is still nuts

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