You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Send Me Your Pictures
Did you make one of my recipes and fuck it all up? Did you make one and it turned out fucking awesome due to my incredible instruction? Either way I, and everyone else, wants to see your crappy, poorly framed pictures. Email them to me (my email can be found in my profile) and your shitty food will appear side by side the master's (unless it looks better). Don't be shy, we all know you suck anyway.
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