You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Sick Day
Today I feel like shit so guess what? No gourmet food this fine afternoon. I had a little soup left over from yesterday but I need a meaty accompaniment. "That's what she said." Would you knock that the fuck off? That joke is more played than the term 'played.' After thinking long and hard (don't do it), I decided to make a bacon salmon sandwich on an English muffin with a creamy dill sauce. Sounds good huh? Well kudos to you if you recognized everything is a leftover or takes under five minutes to make. Let's begin:
They sell frozen salmon burgers at Costco for just this occasion. They are not too shabby. Cook according to manufacturer's instructions. Make a bacon salmon sandwich on an English muffin with a creamy dill sauce. Not too fucking hard here people. Eat it.
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english muffins work great for many sandwiches. This is certainly not gourmet, have you ever tried a sliced hard boiled egg with some sandwich meat (ham, salami). It's quick.
My fave hang over food is an english muffin, sausage patty,bacon,fried egg and cheese w/ ketchup and a coke.
Oh yea a shot of Jaeger (or two? three)as its being made. Just sayin asshole. Hope you get sick from the spoiled salmon. :)
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