Snickerdoodles

Besides having a awesomely kick ass name, Snickerdoodles taste fucking fantastic. It is like you are biting into a heavenly cloud of sugar and cinnamon baked by God himself. So don't snicker about these doodles because there is nothing to laugh about here people. Let's begin:

In a large bowl mix 2 3/4c flour, 2tsp cream of tartar, 1tsp baking soda, and 1/4tsp salt. "Isn't cream of tartar that seafood stuff? That would be gross in cookies." No you fucking fool. Look to your damn spice rack not the fucking fridge. In an equally large or larger bowl cream 2 sticks of butter, 1 1/2c sugar, and two eggs. Mix the wet into the dry.

In a small bowl mix 2tbl sugar with 2tsp cinnamon. Roll into small balls, about the size of walnuts, and roll through the sugar mixture. "Walnuts are really small. I don't want small cookies." You are so fucking dumb dude. No one wants small cookies. We are talking about whole walnuts here genius, not the pre-chopped ones you buy. Place on a baking sheet and bake at 400 deg for 8-10 minutes.

And there you have it. Yummy in my tummy snickerdoodles. "Hey! Where's the bacon?" Good observation. I would have put bacon in these too but my lady specifically requested that I did not. What a downer. Eat it.