Monday, April 27, 2009

Snoqualmie Brewery - Copperhead Pale Ale


I found this Snoqualmie (snow-qual-me, stupid) pale ale at my local specialty shop and figured I would give it a test run as I have never heard of it before. Bad idea. If 'pale' means devoid of taste and generally shitty, this beer is spot on. It just fucking sucks and their website is even worse. I bet their brewery and tap room are in a damn strip mall. This is a microbrew for sales people and stuck up ladies in heels who need a showpiece that screams 'look at me I drink micro-brews' but really your beer sucks balls. You have no culture. In fact this beer is perfect for a piece of crap like yourself. 2 out of 5. Don't drink it.

5 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

i hope their brewery blows up

Aaron said...

Wtf, is beer all you had today? Not that i haven't had those days, but I dont have a blog either! Keep up with this shit.. i wanna see COOKING asshole! I hope your Oregon ass is just behind a few hours..like the rest of that coast pshh

ALN said...

Mr. Condescending - Me too.

Aaron - Yes, beer is all I have had today. Plus a lot of leftover quiche. Don't worry you big baby. Much more will be coming soon.

Anonymous said...

Well actually your characterization of the people who visit this brew house could not be farther from "spot on". The Copperhead is not my favorite - but far from tasteless - I dont like the taste either - of course judgeing from your language you probably think Bud is the king of beers. The website does suck when it works HOWEVER They do have an exceelent Amber and a solid Porter - and good food. The atmosphere is casual and down home. Not many sales people or high heel girls see the light of day in downtown Snoqualmie.

ALN said...

I am not sold. I will never purchase anything from this brewery again especially not with the glowing recommendation of 'solid.' They are a black eye on Northwest Microbrews. Thank God they are not distributed widely. Oh yeah, and judgeing from your spelling you do not have an exceelent grasp on the English language. Therefore your opinions are not as valuable and are probably wrong.