These supple muffins are sure to melt in your mouth like a fine pair of breasteses. Their delicate exterior shivers upon contact with your salivated tongue. The meltage factor is through the roof. Maybe that has something to do with the spectacular volume of butter: in both instances. Let's begin:
In a large bowl whisk together 3c flour, 1tsp baking powder, 1 1/2tsp cinnamon, and 1/2tsp salt. In another large bowl whisk together 4 eggs and set aside. Finely slice up 1 1/2c fresh strawberries and 2 bananas. With an electric mixer...Hey where are you going? Put that box of muffin mix down you lazy sack of crap! This might take a little effort but suck it the fuck up and get back to work. So with an electric mixer combine the eggs with 2c of white sugar until it looks like some bizarre alien goo. Beat in the fruit and then fold the whole thing into the flour mixture. "What about the butter?" Funny you should ask.
Fold in two motherfucking sticks of melted butter. Holy fucking shit this is one salacious item. Damn. Add a cup of walnuts.
Divide evenly into muffin cups. Don't overfill them jackass. You will have a bunch of batter left over so make some more muffins with it stupid. What the hell were you thinking?
Now that's a muffin I can wrap my lips around. Be sure to share with your lady for maximum enjoyment.
In a large bowl whisk together 3c flour, 1tsp baking powder, 1 1/2tsp cinnamon, and 1/2tsp salt. In another large bowl whisk together 4 eggs and set aside. Finely slice up 1 1/2c fresh strawberries and 2 bananas. With an electric mixer...Hey where are you going? Put that box of muffin mix down you lazy sack of crap! This might take a little effort but suck it the fuck up and get back to work. So with an electric mixer combine the eggs with 2c of white sugar until it looks like some bizarre alien goo. Beat in the fruit and then fold the whole thing into the flour mixture. "What about the butter?" Funny you should ask.
Fold in two motherfucking sticks of melted butter. Holy fucking shit this is one salacious item. Damn. Add a cup of walnuts.
Divide evenly into muffin cups. Don't overfill them jackass. You will have a bunch of batter left over so make some more muffins with it stupid. What the hell were you thinking?
Now that's a muffin I can wrap my lips around. Be sure to share with your lady for maximum enjoyment.
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