This is the one and only time you will see sweet potato on this blog. Why? Because they fucking blow dumbass. They are the illegitimate child of the regular potato and the common diseased streetwalker. The sweet potato has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It even looks like a punk. "But I like sweet potato. Please tell me how to make it." Fuck no. If you enjoy the foul nature of this disgusting root you are mentally disturbed and a sick masochist, you freak. If I were grand overlord of the world I would make it my first priority to purge them off the face of our planet. Don't ever fucking eat this gross shit.Monday, April 20, 2009
Sweet Potatoes Fucking Blow
This is the one and only time you will see sweet potato on this blog. Why? Because they fucking blow dumbass. They are the illegitimate child of the regular potato and the common diseased streetwalker. The sweet potato has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It even looks like a punk. "But I like sweet potato. Please tell me how to make it." Fuck no. If you enjoy the foul nature of this disgusting root you are mentally disturbed and a sick masochist, you freak. If I were grand overlord of the world I would make it my first priority to purge them off the face of our planet. Don't ever fucking eat this gross shit.
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I've been trying to get sweet potato fries banned for years. Man, fuck sweet potatoes. The only way I can tolerate them is with a fuck-ton of salt and a couple dozen painkillers.
Your mom sucks! Sweet potatoes are awesome!
Oh no you didn't! You best not be going there with me 'Heather,' if that is your real name. The only thing that sucks around here is your sense of humor, and sweet potatoes.
but they're so nutritious and, well, sweet
who needs mashed potatoes when you can have mashed SWEET potatoes... man, I'm sorry you feel that way
I don't know why the call them "sweet" potatoes; they should call them "crap" potatoes.
No Fluffy, I feel sorry for you.
Mike, how true. They should call them crap potatoes.
Sweet potatoes and yams gag me. I hate them, loathe them and despise them. "Nuke them nasties!" she shrieked, while reaching for her rocket launcher.
You suck. I have a sweet potato every night with some righteous salsa from Profoun smeared on top. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. And how about sweet potato oven baked fries? Of course an asshole like you doesn't know about them!
I stand by my statement that they fucking blow. So since you like them, by proxy that makes you fucking blow too dickhead.
You fuckin hippies who hate sweet potatoes. you spend so much of your time high you have singed off your tastebuds with Extreme Doritos. You make me sick. You're all so wacky on the junk you probably add sugar to your cornbread. You delicate, simple lightweights.
Keep waving your confederate flag you southern sack of shit!
We 'uns down here don't call it " The War of Northern Aggression" fer nothin'. I rest my case.
remind me who won?
Them's fightin' words.
Ok, not really.
My husband hates sweet potatoes too. Sorry, I'm a little sensitive about sweet potatoes.
Sweet potatoes fucking blow as harder than a cracked-out transvestite prostitute.
I think this is the best post ever. Sweet potatoes make me hate Thanksgiving gatherings.
What about yams?
i love me some yams, but sweet patatoes can go take a flying fucking leap
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