Friday, May 15, 2009

171st Cooking for Assholes Post!

Holy fucking shit! I thought I ran out of material after the fourth post! Thanks to you, the readers, I have kept plugging away despite the begging and pleading from friends and family to stop. It has been a crazy couple of months and to show my appreciation here is a "best of" post. Sometimes I think people miss out on all my ridiculously fantastic recipes from past weeks so here are a few I sure enjoy reading:

Brownies As Easy as Your Mom:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/02/brownies-as-easy-as-your-mom.html

Fucked up Coffee Cake:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/fucked-up-coffee-cake.html

Terrorist Balls:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/terrorist-balls.html

Willamette Valley Pinot Noir:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/willamette-valley-pinot-noir.html

How to Cut an Onion:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-cut-onion.html

Vegetarian Chili:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/vegetarian-chili.html

Jalapeno Cornbread Muffins:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/jalapeno-cornbread-muffins.html

Dungeness Crab:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/dungeness-crab-bitches.html

Spinach and Mushroom Enchiladas:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/spinach-and-mushroom-enchiladas.html

BBQ Sauce:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/03/sweet-ass-bbq-sauce.html

4 comments:

cityprole said...

Okay, so I asked you what Old Bay was before, but saw it in another post-they don't sell it here, so to hell with it...I just joined your blog, and it's sorta entertaining and funny-so guess i'll stick around-congrats on your 171st(?) blog, tough to come up with that many variatins of trailer trash vittles that won't contribute to the ptomaine your followers are prob'ly carrying around in their systems even now....

ALN said...

What a cruel fate. I would try to get it mail order. I also responded to your comment on Breaded Catfish but I guess you didn't take the time to check. Thank you very much. It has been difficult to keep coming up with different shit for my crappy audience.

floormodel said...

Happy blog-birthday. I'll had out later to shop for the perfect gift for 171st posts. I'm thkning a vomit shaped JELLO mold, who doesn't love JELLO? :D

ALN said...

Yeah! You could put minced onion and green olives in it to make it more realistic.