Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bayern Brewing - Pilsener


"Ugh! Another microbrew? I like Coors Light in a can. Microbrews are too 'beer' tasting for me." I just lost whatever respect for you I once had. Stop drinking that swill at once and pick up a Bayern Pilsener. This beer is super flavorful and refreshing and it does not have that 'urine flavor' found in Coors Light. It is like a Stella Artois but it doesn't suck ass. I would highly recommend it to any and every beer drinker from the lowliest novice (you) to the refined snob (me). 4 out of 5. Drink it.

5 comments:

Pearl said...

Oh, a man after my own heart. :-D Surdyk's here in Minneapolis has an excellent beer selection and this is one of them.
Yum.
Pearl

ALN said...

You are lucky Pearl. It is hard to find in Portland!

RBG said...

So are deodorant and public places that don't smell like patchouli. If Budweiser was good enough for my Dad to get your Mom drunk and knock her up, it's good enough for you. You're such a goddamn elitist.

Tim said...

Beer is shit, bro

ALN said...

@RBG
You wish you had my genetics. Too bad you are just another loser with no taste.

@Tim
Fuck you.