Breakfast Scramble

This morning I have two mouths to feed and a fridge to clean so take note people. This 'clean the fridge technique' is the same as the moon pizza but it utilizes different items. Resourcefulness is the key to the breakfast scramble as many different foods can be used so open up your fridge and start pulling crap out. Let's begin:

After rooting through my ice box I found garlic, green pepper, broccoli, cheddar and six eggs. This should be perfect. Items that should NOT be used: apples, mangoes, strawberries, chocolate, peanut butter, top ramen, pineapple, jelly beans, power bars, cereal, fruit rollups, ice cream etc. Get the picture dumbass? Roast your broccoli in a 375 deg oven for 5 min and let cool. Saute some garlic, green pepper, and your broccoli for a few minutes and then pour in six whisked eggs.

Stir mixture around occasionally so it forms clumps but not one big clump stupid. "Wait, I don't get it." No shit. Okay so don't stir it too much or else there will be no clumps of eggs but don't stir it too infrequently or else you will overcook half your eggs and the rest will be runny. Just stir it moderately genius; This is not rocket surgery. Once it is looking pretty cooked up toss on a bunch of grated cheese, cover, and remove from heat. Eat it.