So when I told you how to make brownies all proper like (i.e. sans box), I suggested you could make a gift thingy out of it. While it did fit perfectly, my jar ended up being grotesque. It looks like a mentally challenged kindergartner dumped in the ingredients haphazardly in a vain attempt to please their parents. After this poor display I will probably end up on Mr. Condescending blog of shame. I am not too sure how I fucked this up so bad but I have a feeling it is because I just threw the shit in and didn't pat it down or anything. See folks, this is what happens when you don't follow directions. To make this foolproof I would mix all the ingredients together rather than attempting to layer them. That would be much easier and prettier that this piece of shit. Eat it.
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Haha awesome! This would fit right in any white trash home! I wish I was just skimming through blogs and got this as a first impression of you.
You could package this with half molten velveeta topped with harissa.
Hey! Harissa is the bomb!
yea i just added it in there. I would try harissa though
Damn.
Listen, I like getting weird gifts like this. It doesn't make you an asshole, it just means you're cheap. :) Kidding of course!
@Doll - I know, right?
@Heathernkids - agreed.
Haha like you need one more person to tell you how fucking ugly that is. Your mom makes a much better one
Unfortunately my mother passed away recently but thanks for reminding me.
:'(
PSYCHE!! I just burned your ass motherfucker!! I bet you felt real bad huh? Haha!!
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