Chilies Rellenos

So I had dinner all planned: herb chicken and artichokes. Then my lady comes home and says, "It is freaking Cinco De Mayo what the fuck? Chicken? Artichokes? I don't even eat chicken!" So I had to go to the damn store and get shit for a stupid fucking Mexican dinner. Sucko De Mayo is just a dumb ass American holiday that is an excuse to drink shitty tequila and wear sombreros. You better enjoy this. Let's begin:

Start by getting your peppers together. I got anaheim peppers because they did not have poblanos but if I were you I would hold out for the poblano only because they are bigger. Broil them, with the door open dumbass, until the skins come loose and be sure to turn them often. Remove the skins, slice down the side and remove all seeds and other junk. This is actually more difficult than it sounds. Stuff your peppers with cheese and a mix of sauteed onions, garlic, and fake taco meat. As an omnivore I like Lightlife brand ground meat. It has a great texture and tastes just dandy. "Did they pay you to say that?" Fuck no. I just like the shit and you probably will too.

Take your stuffed peppers, roll them in flour, roll them in egg, and start frying. It only takes a few minutes per side on medium high heat so don't walk away to catch that rerun of Friends, loser.

So here is your damn Cinco De Mayo shit. You happy now? "Yes, thank you very much." You are welcome. Eat it.