Saturday, May 23, 2009
Fuck All of You!
I just shot the best fucking round of golf ever with my incredible God given talent! If you must know, I came into the clubhouse with a killer net 59. For those of you who don't know dick about golf, that means I am the bomb. Fuck all you! I am the shit! This also means I am taking an emergency visit to Jack-in-the-Box so no recipes for your sorry ass. Suck it.
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you probably used the womens tees
Haha! you wish! I shot from the blues baby! You love the net 59.
i love you, 'cooking for assholes'!
I love you too...PSYCHE!
Yeah? What's yer handicap, genius-a 17? And Jack--in-theBox, ahhh, I remember fit well, because my High School jock friends used to work the night shift and piss in the drink dispenser-enjoy!!!
...at the McMenamins pub course? My delicious dinner kicks your Jack-in-the-Box's ass!
@cityprole
I am a 6 handicap so fuck you
Jock friends? Loser.
@Anon/Sissy
McMenamins is for people like you. You thought of that first? Loser.
My sirloin burger beats anything you could ever cook.
Fuck you back you pos asshole! gimme me a damn recipe before shit hits the turnips
Golf is for pussies. Real men cook. Now get to it!
Golf is NOT for pussies. It is for super cool manly men like me.
Oh yeah, I made a bunch of food today so tomorrow we will get ourselves back on track, assholes.
Golf is also for super cool ladies like me :-) As is cooking!
You just keep getting awesomer.
Is 59 good for 9 holes?
It is for you, loser.
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