Well I made a buch of super awesome food today but I don't really feel like posting it yet so suck it, crybaby. I do, however, wish to share with you some humorous ways people have found my little website. Apparently I get all sorts of traffic from Google when people search for hilarious and/or pornograpic materials. Here are a few that tickled my funny bone:
pork explosion
brutal dick
how do i fucking cook asparagus?
stuffed assholes
what the fuck is a scallion?
artichokes are stupid
2 chicken for ass fuck
asschicken
asshole blow
asshole with yelow liquid
butterscotch fuck
cooking an artichoke and shit
cooking hamburgers that do not suck
crappy casserole
fuck and suck and cook
fuck artichokes
fuck ass chicken
fuck young ass sheet
fucking chicken ass
green onion hop head fucken hippie
habanero asshole
how to cook a regular fuckin chicken
how to fuck a chicken
muffins from a mix are you lazy
muffins make you shit
pictures of virgins ass holes
pinot fuck
receipes for the think and stupid
small ass fucking
suck cook
suck my creamy asshole
vegetarians are assholes
I swear to God all of these are actual searches. Now I will probably get a shitload more because I just posted all this crap. Great.
16 comments:
Funny how like attracts like...
so much for a recipe blog
I'm sure he gets plenty of readers through regular recipe searches. He deliberately just posted the hilarious ones, asshat!!
Girl is right, duh. Those searches account for less than 1% of my readership. Plus the guy who searched for "how to fuck a chicken" kept reading for 14 minutes.
I found you by searching 'velveeta chicken with fucking miracle whip'
Can you please begin a 'Fuck Ass Butterscotch Fuck Chicken Habanero Asshole Comment of the Week' feature? Nevermind, I'll do it myself - I nominate cityprole !
cityprole....that is hillarious!
Sorry not to stoop to your level, fuckheads, but I actually thought this was a bog on cooking, not a knuckle-dragger's drooling contest...guess I'll look elsewhere...enjoy swimming in it....
What is a bog?
A bog is a an area of wet marshy ground, largely consisting of accumulated decomposing plant material. It supports vegetation such as cranberries and moss and may ultimately turn into peat.
Well that doesn't make much sense! What the hell was shittyprole talking about?
I have no idea! But then again, maybe in Canada that makes perfect sense!
Hey I got more funny ones from yesterday. Two involve inserting a potoato into one's asshole and the other is another 'sex with chicken' search.
I'll save Assprole the trouble "But those are not recipes- I thought this was a recipe bog"
A bog is that area in cityprole's head where her brain should be.
I found you by searching "stop touching my asshole, dillweed!"
ROFLMFAO !!!
This is great ! Thank you for sharing !
Oh man, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard.
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