Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lagunitas Brewing - 2009 Correction Ale


This all American ale was released by Lagunitas in light of the recent economic downturn. They take an interesting turn on their label by arguing that 'we are all bozos on this bus.' Since your tiny brain can not parse the meaning of this statement, I will explain it to you. Basically they are saying we are all part of the problem not just the select few we are persecuting for it as the media would like us to believe. Okay so I added that last part about the media but while I like myself a good beer, and this is a very good beer, I sure as fuck do not need it to tell me what to think. So fuck you Lagunitas, I hope you fail. 0 out of 5. Fuck it.

14 comments:

trainwreckchronicles said...

Wait...their message is good and basically tells the media to fuck off, why would you be mad at them for that?

ALN said...

As mentioned above, they did not say anything about the media. That was of my own devises. Also the issue IS NOT if I agree with them. The issue IS that my beer shouldn't be giving me it's damn opinion because I don't give a shit what it has to say. When it comes to beer it is the contents that matter not the fucking label.

trainwreckchronicles said...

Hahaha, ok I agree with your clarification for sure :-)

ALN said...

That's right!

trainwreckchronicles said...

Fucking liberals. I hate them all. I don't know why I even bother working in this city/state.

ALN said...

You must live in Portland. Between the hipsters and the hippies we are surrounded.

trainwreckchronicles said...

I live in Tigard. But since I work in politics, I can never get away...bastards. Sometimes when I see them flying by on their bike downtown, I want to open the door of my SUV and make them flip over it.

ALN said...

Yeah, make them spill their pabst and wreck their stupid fixie bikes!

Russell said...

Tell it as it is on this one!!!

ALN said...

Damn right!

Anonymous said...

What you need is a beer label to put your rants on. Lighten up.

ALN said...

Fuck that. You are probably the type of person that loves to read "The Way I See It" on Starbucks coffee cups. The way I see it my coffee shouldn't tell me what to think either.

Beer Swilling Liberal Smart Ass! said...

Why do conservatives hate anyone not like them? Don't like the label, don't buy it, but you did, so fuck you! I thought conservatives were all about open markets, but some liberal brewer sold you his beer. The joke is on the dumb ass conservative! If conservatives were any smarter, they would be scary, but since they are all wingnuts, we don't have a lot to worry about. Fucking dumb ass losers!

Can't wait to try this beer. Doing a tasting this weekend with this one and a bunch of others including many of my homebrews.

Cooking Asshole said...

Never fails. I don't know why but my Lagunitas posts always bring out the lunatics months and months down the line. Maybe it is because people have their mouths wrapped around their dick due to ingenious marketing. FYI you are not helping your cause by looking insane, dude. I was at a BBQ last weekend and someone brought the 'lil sumptin' (sp?) ale which was pretty damn good but when I looked at the label all I could think was "shut the fuck up!"