You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Peanut Butter Fudge
So late last night I go to grab a brownie and found out that I had consumed them all the night before. Blast! So what am I going to do? Slink away dessertless? Cry about it? Hell no. I am going to make me some fudge. This recipe is so simple you probably have everything you need to make it and it only takes a few minutes to whip up. I think you might actually be able to pull this off: emphasis on the 'might.' Let's begin:
Get all your ingredients ready because we are going to move fast. Start by melting a stick of butter over medium heat. When it has become a liquid add 2c brown sugar and 1/2c milk. Bring to a boil for about two minutes and then remove from heat. Stir in 1c peanut butter, and 1tsp vanilla. Pour this mixture into a large bowl that contains 3c confectioner's sugar (aka 10x). Beat until totally smooth.
Now here is where I screwed up. I should have lined my 9x9 pyrex with tin foil before I poured in the fudge so when it hardened I could pop the whole thing out. I got a little anxious for fudge. "Damn man, you need to clean out your toaster oven!" Fuck you. I will clean it when I feel like it asshole. Let the fudge cool and harden in the fridge. Eat it.
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4 comments:
You are unstoppable!
I am like a well oiled machine that is out of control and only gets faster as people try to fix it but to no avail.
i think that you are an artist with food.
I do what I can.
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