Here is a photo of all you need to make this crap. Didn't see that coming huh? Didn't think it was THAT trashy did you? Well guess again. If you don't have this crap in your house you probably can't afford to live in a trailer.
Make half a box to a whole box of pasta. Let it cool. Add 1/3c mayo, 1/3c sour cream, 2tbl dijion mustard, one clove of garlic, one drained can of diced jalapenos, and a bunch of salsa. Stir. Fridge. Eat it.
21 comments:
BRAVO!!!!!!!! Can velveeta be added though?
I don't see why not. Just be sure to add it at the end. Chopped up American cheese slices would work too.
Where's the Squeez Cheez? :)
maybe some chunks of SPAM for texture?
ugh, I don't know if I have enough ingredients for this. It's a hard life living behind the starbucks dumpster.... :D
I'm pretty sure I've had this.
With beer.
Pearl
I have used leftover salsa and mayo in pasta salad tons of times! Its yum.
OMG! I don't believe it. You have ripped off my mother-in-law's favorite secret recipe. Don't worry I won't reveal your true identity or location. But the next time you are in your local watering hole please don't cozy up to old gals who don't know what real food is. ;-)
Editor's note: Thinly sliced pepperoni is quite a good addition to this dish.
I made a post about you on my blog, by the way. I think you picked up a follower. I am not meaning to spam or anything and don't want anything or anything like that, I just thought you were funny and entertaining.
http://pussdaddyblogs.blogspot.com/2009/05/cooking-for-assholes.html#comments
PussDaddy
Eww! I think I just threw up a little (and it apparently landed in your bowl).
PussDaddy,
"Kind of funny." What the fuck?!?!? Anyway thank you very much, I guess. Everyone be sure to check out PussDaddy. With a name like that how could you go wrong?
ALN
Hahaha! I put kinda because not everybody thinks what I think is funny is funny. So I was leaving myself some wiggle room, hehe. My blog really doesn't make a whole lotta sense to anyone really unless they are familiar with Etsy, but thanks for the plug
PussDaddy
MMM I am gonna make this and add some chopped up boiled hot dogs for protein and texture. NOT
Elitist.
Ummmmmm what is that? 2 words, MUDD BUTT!
Having consumed this delicacy I can attest that mudd butt is not an issue here. Although I can see where one would get that idea.
MMMMMMMMMMM not
you love it
I'm making this for dinner tonight. I think I'll try to shoot it, but I don't think it will be as trash as your picture!
Be sure to take pictures of your crappy food so we can all laugh at you.
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