Monday, May 18, 2009

Tuna Casserole

All the ingredients for this wonderful casserole are sure to be found in your trailer. Anyone who has a semi-stocked kitchen can pull this off in a pinch. However, since you cannot substitute Top Ramen for the pasta, you might be in a little trouble. Hopefully the food bank has served you well. Let's begin:
Cook one package of farfalle (the bowties, dumbass) and set aside. In a large bowl mix one can of tuna (drained), one can of cream of mushroom soup, 1/3c milk, 1/3c sour cream, 1c frozen peas and an assload of cheddar cheese. "Can I just use this box of Tuna Helper I got with my food stamps?" Be my fucking guest. Eat shitty food and never really make anything for yourself. That is a true life worth living. This recipe is as easy as easy gets and you still want a box to help you? Loser. Add the pasta to the mixture and turn into a casserole dish. Top with pieces of bread.
Bake uncovered at 375 deg for about 15 minutes. Eat it.

2 comments:

Mr. Condescending said...

Shit the whole trailer park will probably show up when they smell this goodness.

ALN said...

No shit! Especially if you use cheddar and french bread. Those are hard to come by in the trailer park. Living like a king in the double-wide.