Well it is time for breakfast again and I am mulling over my options: bacon, eggs, cheese,
english muffin. Looks like another crappy breakfast sandwich. Wait! I have a bunch of large jalapenos! Someone was just commenting the other day on jalapenos and now my mouth is watering. How could I pass up the opportunity to make some motherfucking poppers for breakfast? Let's begin:
Start by cutting your jalapenos in half. De-seed and
de-rib them using a paring knife. Cut thick strips of cheddar and use them to re-attach the two halves. Tightly wrap with bacon to ensure no cheese will leak out. I know it is tempting but do not attempt to eat the bacon raw.
Cook at 400 deg for 30 minutes and there you have it. Another kick ass bacon wrapped breakfast. Eat it.
Start by cutting your jalapenos in half. De-seed and de-rib them using a paring knife. Cut thick strips of cheddar and use them to re-attach the two halves. Tightly wrap with bacon to ensure no cheese will leak out. I know it is tempting but do not attempt to eat the bacon raw.
Cook at 400 deg for 30 minutes and there you have it. Another kick ass bacon wrapped breakfast. Eat it. 
23 comments:
There you go with that bacon again. Your killing me here. PLEASE STOP . Now I have to go get peppers, and asparagus and bacon. Bad Bad Bad Bad
Did you see when I made these?
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/04/peanut-butter-bacon-overload-cookies.html
Can I tuck in a few hits of Zantac with the cheese?
To be honest I am not feeling so good right now.
oh no!
It was a harsh breakfast...
Maybe you should have picked up extra TP and Zantac at costco along with feta? Just a thought...
Ah I just had a fantastic lunch that settled my weary stomach.
It looks good. Minus the bacon and cheese.
the thought of a plain jalapeno is giving me a headache
mmm bacon... I hope to live to see the day bacon gets it's own spot on the reference list.
maybe one day, maybe one day
Is there anything you WON'T wrap in bacon? Seriously.
xo
Not really. Pretty much everything can be bacon wrapped. Have you seen this site?
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
o I feel a little queasy after looking at that site!
If only my penis could be wrapped in jalepenos and bacon..... wait, that came out wrong
how so?
Don't be a pussy, you CAN TOO eat bacon raw! It's pre-smoked or pre-cured or something...it ain't gonna kill you.
It might not kill you but it will taste like shit, dumbass
Jalapeno.... ha-ha-hot!
ZANTAC my friend, ZANTAC at www.medsheaven.com! It works wonders and always keep it handy at all times especially for chilly lovers like us!
I am glad this person posted this because it gave me the opportunity to address the fact that this recipe is shit. Don't do it.
That looks really delicious! I 'll definitely try to prepare this for dinner tonight. This is really a winner! Poppers are just my ultimate fave.
poppers
Fuck you bitch
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